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Single Demotivational Poster


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”


TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.


TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm
Always
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You too?


I'M SINGLE -


TAGS: single ex cheat cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

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holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:40 pm
Good stuff...
dy2012 - May 6, 2012, 3:31 am
lol nice


FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.


TAGS: divorce single
Rating: 4.5/5

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aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 6:11 pm
Very true Mariand
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:52 pm
true...but not only for the tags you mention it.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 12:22 pm
thank you!
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:30 am
Well Said !


IS SHE SINGLE??? - Cause, uh, she seems like she's got her priorities straight.


TAGS: wife single
Rating: 2.39/5
pro - August 12, 2008, 5:42 am
If she had her priorities straight she would be a F.E.W.I.
Briton of Rose - August 12, 2008, 3:25 am
Well, I don't see a ring...


FLIRTING -




SINGLE LIFE -


TAGS: single life calendar fake friend
Rating: 4.85/5

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dy2012 - May 4, 2012, 10:18 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:13 pm
Nice.
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 9:24 am
thanks gas
gas - May 2, 2012, 6:00 am
wow dy, those are beautiful posters


Plenty of Fish -




FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

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tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


INTERNET -


TAGS: single arm training
Rating: 4.71/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 23, 2012, 9:37 pm
When did Popeye put garden hoses in his arms?


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


VOTING BOOTH -


TAGS: single file ladies please single file
Rating: 2.92/5

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GodsWorshipMe - September 30, 2009, 1:55 pm
hey, be fair - ACORN made it possible for Reagan to vote for Obama
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 1:31 pm
that's the truth me4891
me4891 - September 30, 2009, 1:20 pm
More legit than ACORN


BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted




THE SINGLE MANS' PHILOSOPHY - How he interprets it: Eat, drink and party til dawn!




HAPPY AS A PUPPET CAN BE -




LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by giulio

Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: single relationships time age
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 6:25 pm

beautiful
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2010, 5:30 pm
Clever :)
Debkins - October 11, 2010, 4:51 pm
Well done!
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 9:25 pm
Very punny, very punny.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 5:46 pm

Hmmmm, my bovine friend seems a tad bit jealous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
Great Rerun, Like Aggy really needs an ego boost...you guys are creating a real diva.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 5:38 pm

this could very possibly be your best yet
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 4:51 pm
Nicely done Aggy 5
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
LMAO! Salt makes the snails easier to catch.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2010, 4:00 pm
Cleaver word play...great work. A solid 5/5. BTW...I like salt


SINGLE LIFE - MAY CALENDAR -




SINGLES BAR BODY LANGUAGE - LESSON #7 - How to tell when you don't have to buy her any more drinks......


TAGS: body lanhuage singles bar lesson drinks
Rating: 3.41/5

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IllicoPresto - January 24, 2010, 4:40 pm
Long live the Great Wiley!


Long Distance Relationship -


TAGS: single long distance relationship future
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - August 27, 2013, 9:08 pm
Another fave


A SINGLE TEAR - A picture is worth a thousand words; A single tear is worth a thousand pictures.




A SINGLE LIFE - One. Just one. You're wasting time.




Valentine's Day -




LUSTFULNESS -


TAGS: lust desire single
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2012, 4:50 pm
The word ‘lust’ is so heady. I’ve always been rather fond of the word ‘admire’…it has a somewhat loop-hole-ish kinda almost commendable slant…….
Sho - July 9, 2012, 2:17 pm
#131036
steve1961 - July 9, 2012, 2:15 pm
It's not my fault. If I didn't dress so seductively in the first place...
Sho - July 9, 2012, 1:16 pm
According to the bible, selfishness & vanity are the epitome of narcissism, and they are particularly destructive and have no place in the Christian life. You should be humble and submissive to God. So even when you're hot for urself, it's still a sin :P
steve1961 - July 9, 2012, 1:12 pm
Is it still a sin if you lust in your mind but only about yourself?
Sho - July 9, 2012, 12:12 pm
Don't worry Moo+, we all are :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 9, 2012, 12:11 pm
If that's true I'm in serious trouble....
Sho - July 9, 2012, 11:35 am
According to the bible, a man has sinned even when he lusts after a woman, even in his mind
fade - July 9, 2012, 4:00 am
people like that are a god-send to couples. if the person you're in a relationship with is tempted by one of these people, you know they aren't the ones for you
Sho - July 7, 2012, 10:42 pm
probably near married men
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 10:40 pm
Damn, I thought I was a lecher, but my hind end sure don’t look like that one, actually, I don’t think I even have a hind end any more…just a short line and a tuft of hair…..where do these lecher babes tend to hang out?
Sho - July 6, 2012, 6:16 pm
Thx.
mariand - July 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
I've never thought about it, but now that you mention it, I think there's some truth in that... BTW, nice graphic.


BANG FOR THE BUCK -


TAGS: single engine night flying
Rating: 4.65/5

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Budog - June 16, 2011, 4:20 am
Try being a flight medic (Hospital Corpsman) on a Marine Corps CH-46 helicopter. Especially on a South Carolina coastal stormy night! That is a trip all it's own...
Derek - June 11, 2011, 9:51 pm
I'm told that losing the fan makes one pretty sweaty.
Greeny - June 10, 2011, 8:24 pm
I rode in a Luscombe that landed with zero runway lights and no moon... I bet the marks are still on the 5eat


WINNING THE LOTTERY - WARNING: winnings generally expire on wedding night.


TAGS: stay single be happy
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:17 pm
Good one Zook.


Christianmingle -


TAGS: christian atheism dating singles
Rating: 4.55/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:47 am
ROTFL!!! Join and be judged! The extreme Christian Right. Every bit as destructive in their own way, as any other extreme fundamentalists. You can destroy lives without killing. Yup. I went there. Oops. 5L! Bonus points for coming from 'Jesus Wept' !!
JesusWept - February 5, 2015, 7:14 am
Thanks :)
Oldsod - February 5, 2015, 6:19 am
Oh...that's so wrong, I don't even know how to properly respond! 5'd
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:44 pm
HAH!


LOOKING HAWT - I think she's just about ready...


TAGS: singles
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:50 pm
Ripe!


Fill The Void -


TAGS: single lonely laser toaster compensate
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:22 am
The melon speaks. I salute the melon. 5 Laphroaig shots
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2013, 10:26 pm
Turning into? Greeny is already the ultimate Bond villain. Greenfinger.....5L
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:21 pm
Nice! Laser eh? I think Greeny is turning into a Bond villain.
MissPriss - October 21, 2013, 12:48 pm
Toaster makes a better partner!


Food For Thought -


TAGS: think about it honey boo boo mother man single burn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:39 pm
Thanks steve now I have an image of some poor bugger with a huge skewer up his *ss sizzling like bacon.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:38 pm
What? I'm sure it was fast and almost painless.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:37 pm
You and Steve-O gave me a great laugh...then I cried cuz I didn't have breakfast or a man.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:30 am
No...he was standing over her Rancor Pit...
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 7:11 pm
What, she had him for breakfast?
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.


I hope you like to snuggle -


TAGS: singles easter
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - April 25, 2014, 10:41 pm
Okay, not only is this picture frightfully funny, not only is the caption hilarious, brief and timely, the advert used to be on THIS site. Truly genius.
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:25 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2014, 11:14 pm
You a brave man!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2014, 9:24 pm
Eerily look5 like great-Aunt I have.... had.... have.


Happy! Happy! -




Patient Zero H5N1 Bird Flu -


TAGS: h5n1 bird flu sho singles tour
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 30, 2013, 11:17 pm

The duck! You got me with the duck!!~~
Sho - July 30, 2013, 12:37 pm
LOL! 5/f!


Swamp Land -


TAGS: single thinking only of the box
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - April 26, 2014, 9:14 pm
shroomin' in the gloamin'...hard ta beat..M-M


Get Real -


TAGS: cripple single
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
(@ Mr. armless) you know, women like to on bottom too, you know. 5L


GOOGLE APRIL FOOL'S STUNT - All my internet content is now in Czech! Klikk ide isn't even her name!!


TAGS: meeting singles in prague
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - April 2, 2013, 5:17 pm
Google translator worked under "Czech" language selection and the ads were based in Prague. Sorry, if I'm off-base on this.
Garnth - April 2, 2013, 3:42 pm
Czech is my birth language and this definitely is not it. You should had choose more obscure language.


CUBBYBEAR TOURS -




MARRIAGE -




Single Lesson -


TAGS: single lesson life teach wishing
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 26, 2016, 7:31 am

Nice


A SILENT CRY FOR HELP -


TAGS: cats single old woman sad
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - October 21, 2015, 11:47 pm
Thanks, Mizz.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:25 pm
LOL!!! With 12 cats? I hope she's participating in the local spay/neuter program! Good 1, PG! 5L


STRESS RELIEF -




THE LAST TIME I WAS SOMEBODY'S TYPE, I WAS DONATING BLOOD -


TAGS: single problems
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - October 26, 2016, 2:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Because you typed 'a negative' instead of 'A negative' you changed the meaning a wee bit... nice double entandre! ^!
MissPriss - October 26, 2016, 1:24 pm
Woes me... I'm a negative type to boot :~(
mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 10:07 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - October 25, 2016, 7:57 am
Great, UP yours


Cougar Club -


TAGS: famous women cougars boyfriends single born
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 16, 2016, 9:52 am
At my age I'll take any of the above.
CloudchaserS - June 16, 2016, 9:17 am
Sometimes I wonder if a woman who goes out with women half her age is a cougar, what's a man who goes out with women half his age? A man who likes men half his age? A woman who likes women half her age?


just single mom solution -


TAGS: single kids
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 9, 2016, 11:56 am
HAHA! Eeeevil!


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